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Q. What is SeanMendis.com?
A. SeanMendis.com is the one stop shop for everything Sean Mendis.

Q. Why is SeanMendis.com significant in my life?
A. If you have to ask, you won't understand.

Q. Is this site created solely to pander to SeanMendis.com's vanity and ego?
A. No, not solely. But possibly, significantly so.

Q. Is SeanMendis.com a vegan?
A. Are you joking?

Q. What pets does SeanMendis.com keep?
A. SeanMendis.com has no pets.

Q. How does the SeanMendis.com live GPS locator work?
A. SeanMendis.com uses LocationOf's excellent GPS tracker app installed on a Nexus 5.

Q. Is SeanMendis.com available for childrens parties and bar mitzvahs?
A. No. Also unavailable for other religious rituals or social gatherings.

Q. What kind of internet speed do I need to access SeanMendis.com?
A. SeanMendis.com is optimised to load on even the slowest connections. Eventually. It's worth the wait though.

Q. If SeanMendis.com could be a candy bar what candy bar would it be?
A. Mars. Because it's out of this world.

Q. What are SeanMendis.com's views on dwarfism?
A. Whatever is politically correct.

Q. Can I earn frequent flyer miles for visiting SeanMendis.com?
A. No.

Q. Why isn't SeanMendis.com featured on Wikipedia?
A. Wikipedia is for the proletariat. SeanMendis.com is exclusive.

Q. Is there a SeanMendis.com store to buy branded merchandise?
A. Of course! Just visit the exclusive SeanMendis.com E-Store and the Sean Mendis author page on Amazon.com.

Q. Does SeanMendis.com have any subsidiaries or affiliated websites?
A. Yes. SeanMendis.com is affiliated with Airwhiners.net

Q. I think I went to school with SeanMendis.com. How do I contact him?
A. Facebook and LinkedIn are good places to start.

Q. I think SeanMendis.com may be the father of my unborn child? How do I contact him?
A. You don't. Now bugger off.

Q. I think I want SeanMendis.com to be the father of my future child? How do I contact him?
A. Send an email to Sean@SeanMendis.com with a brief outline of your intentions. Please also enclose two pictures in JPG format - one headshot and one full body shot.

Q. Can SeanMendis.com help me get a refund from Ghana International Airlines?
A. No. SeanMendis.com is no longer affiliated in any way with Ghana International Airlines.

Q. Does SeanMendis.com have a message for any aspiring SeanMendis.com?
A. Live your life like the dreams you have are real (with apologies to Westlife).

Q. Is SeanMendis.com better viewed in widescreen (16:9) or standard (4:3) format?
A. Standard (4:3) format is best.

Q. What colour is the roof of SeanMendis.com?
A. SeanMendis.com has no roof. The sky is the limit.

Q. I want to subscribe to updates for SeanMendis.com. How can I do this?
A. You must keep checking back. SeanMendis.com updates when you least expect it.

Q. Where can I find the SeanMendis.com Terms of Service and Privacy Policy?
A. You can't. It's a secret.

Q. Has SeanMendis.com made it large?
A. No, but SeanMendis.com has made it different.

Q. Is SeanMendis.com available for the Japanese market?
A. Not yet, but future enhancements will include a customised site for that region.

Q. Does SeanMendis.com require refrigeration?
A. No. SeanMendis.com can be stored at room temperature.

Q. Is SeanMendis.com available as a downloadable smartphone app?
A. Coming soon for Android. iPhone users can sod off.

Q. Are all the stories featured on SeanMendis.com true?
A. All stories featured on SeanMendis.com are based upon true events. Some names may have been changed, abbreviated or withheld for various reasons. Some details may have been withheld or modified to maintain the integrity of the storyline and protect the privacy of individuals. Any resemblance to the official version of actual events should not be assumed nor is implied.



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